one condition, it has to be amazing

*13873

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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artisticallyinsaneblog:

andlatitude fanarts

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EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS

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our-gangs-dark-oath:

This is one of my favourite Batman moments
Where joker confesses how much he actually needs Batman,
Showing some sorted of twisted human nature,
In a way telling Batman that he his the closest thing the Joker has to a friend
-J

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tastefullyoffensive:

Well, this is awkward.

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